hot doctors..

For the past couple of days, I wassuffering from an inflammation in my lower back and it was really huge, it was as big as an adult’s fist. For 3 days, I just took it for granted and just took painkillers to lessen the pain. But on the 4^th day,September 3, 2007, 8:30 AM, I decided to go to the A&E Department /Accident and Emergency Department (that’s what they call there Emergency Room here), so I went. I thought it will just be a normal visit to the doctor, and after they would give me prescriptions for antibiotics and then go home! But it didn’t turn out that way! They advised me that i will be admitted and will have to undergo emergency operation! ! So they transferred me to the WARD (Shit! No private rooms in England!)So I had to undergo some series of test before they give me the clearance for the operation. and damn! The nurses don’t know how to cannulate! They attempted 8 times just to get it right! my hospital bed space was equipped with everything though.. Get a load of this... I had my own communication and entertainment system... television, radio, telephone and internet! Cool, isn’t it? Anyway, so I am done with my tests and all... and was not allowed to drink or eat for eight hours.. Nothing per Orem huhuhuhuhu!.. now this is what my patients feel when I give them instructions not to eat anything for 8 hours....I just had my dextrose so I won’t dehydrate... I was starving to death... and dying of thirst... And I can’t just wait to go to the Theatre (operating room) and go under the knife and get it over with.. but seconds turned to minutes, minutes turned to hours and hours of long wait...and was still in terrible pain even if they gave me the strongest painkiller... fuck it! There were lots of stat procedures in the theatre so I had to extend my agony longer.. fell asleep waiting... 8:30 PM the nurse woke me... and telling me it’s my turn... my heart was beating so fast... anxious and nervous....this will be my first operation.. no family, no friends , they only give 3 hours visiting schedule and no one is allowed to spend the night with you, sad, huh?... and was in a hospital bed in England! So they gave me a hospital gown and a disposable underwear! (first time to be wearing a disposable one). On my way to the theatre, I was praying and telling myself that everything will be alright and that I’m in good hands... As the nurses opened the theatre door... the surgery team gave me the warmest welcome (yeah right! I don’t even know if I will wake up after my incision and drainage procedure) but two hot doctors just caught my attention... and they will be one of my doctors... they were like GQ models! one was my surgeon and the other was my anaesthesiologist.. They were in there mid 30’s.. and they saw me naked! Shit!!! they sedated me...I was under general anaesthesia...at the back of my head... high from the drug they gave me... i wanted to blur out the words.. "Hot doctors, I am all yours."...few minutes after I dozed off... and didn’t know what happened next... after 2 hours... i woke up.. Didn’t see my hot doctors anymore... where could they be? I miss my doctors so bad!Hehehehe! Anyway,everything was fine... was not in terrible pain anymore... there was still a little discomfort but much better than before... It was pretty much a scary experience but it was all worth it. Being just new here in England, I will never forget my stay in Warrington Hospital NHS trust and the good thing was that I didn’t pay a single penny for my operation and medicines...at least i know where my taxes go!.... PAIN+AMMENITIES+HOT DOCTORS+ FREE EXPENSE= WORTH IT!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Would’nt mind staying for another night again!!!!